Bob259 wrote:This is getting so interesting I may have to count up my vacation days and see if I have enought left and can make it.

You can do it, come on down and see the zoo.

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
Bertrand Russell

Don't be calling our rifle match no zoo. I'm having trouble translating that into something I can understand.
And don't be calling Frank no senior. He's a lot younger than I am.

ajj wrote:Don't be calling our rifle match no zoo. I'm having trouble translating that into something I can understand.
And don't be calling Frank no senior. He's a lot younger than I am.

May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say.

Went into the local Japanese restaurant last week to pick up takeout. I was wearing my Sunshine Classic shirt with the smiling sun wearing the shades. The two ladies at the cash register just lit up with smiles. They were practically clapping their hands together. "Oooh, nice shirt."
"Thanks. It's from a rifle match."
Confused now. "Rifle?"
"Yep, you know, shooting tournament. Rifle shooting."
"Oooh." Sad now. Embarrassed. For me.
"It's OK, nobody got hurt."
No go, It's just not a laughing matter. Such a nice shirt, too.

Things are a little slow today.

When two dogs fight for a bone, and the third runs off with it, there's a lawyer among the dogs.

Your mama.

Dawg is going to have to quit reading the Readers Digest.....

Kitty

jneihouse wrote:Dawg is going to have to quit reading the Readers Digest.....

Kitty

Hmmm, is that the LARGE PRINT edition Dawg is reading or the Standard print edition

Usually reads whatever is on the bottom of his cage.....

Kitty

A family portrait (Dawg, Kitty & Me)????? Naw, can't be.

ajj wrote:Your mama.

Snappy comeback there, work on that one long?

Now don't get to fired up just yet we got 3 more weeks to ratchet this up, lets now start sprinting right up front.

Kitty and Bob259,

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

Hello Guys
Well thanks to Dwayne I am finally able to get back into this page. With all the B.S. going on about this match, It is beggining to look like the match at Winnie.
First of all Bob, the picture that Dawg put out, I still have to say that the first one on the left is Ducky, just look at the teeth, is just like him. You really need to take some time off, and come on over to Benton, then we can decide on the Blink race, so far You, Kitty, and Paul are running a close race.
Hey Ducky, as far as our DUEL is concern, are you going to spot me 10 on the Aggregate on each gun, ???? our range has been flooded for almost two months now, so no practice for me.
As far as bets are concerned, no cash is allowed, if anybody wants to be on it, the entry fee is either a good bottle of Scotch or a bottle of good old Kentucky Whiskey, you must have it on your hand before your bet is taken, Paul will be the keeper, and at the end of the match on Sunday, guess what, we will be all winners.
By the way, ( John, James, David ) I have a new bar cooler, with a lock on it, and Paul will be the key keeper ( as big as he is, I don't think anybody will mess with him ). So the happy hour starts appoximately about 4:00 and will definetly will stop at 9:00.
What do you think Ducky,???? this Cubano is ready to whip your ass!!!
I will also have a very few real Cuban Cigards.
Regards to all.
Evelio.

Well I posted a reply to Ducky's challenge about a week ago, and no answer yet from anybody.
Where are you David ??????
Cubano is ready for you.
Evelio.

Hey Cubano,
In response to your need for 10 points per gun due to no practice...from what I 've heard about David (or from David) the Cuban cigars are altering his ability to practice so maybe you should spot him a few points..

Innocent

I believe Ducky just stirred the stew pot and is sitting back laughing.

Evelio, be careful Ducky is a crafty soul and must be sitting back on the porch and ploting new tactics to win.