Couples Bridal Shower

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Sat Apr 19, 2008 6:24 pm

Please get ready for a Couples Lingerie Bridal Shower in honor of Robert Massey and Jo Ann Fowler. They are getting married in July and we want to have a party for them at the Southern Nationals. It will take place during the lunch break on Saturday. Bring an appropriate lingerie gift for either a male or a female to help them start their marriage off. We will have appropriate refreshments with a cake, but the adult beverages will have to wait until after the match!

Massey knows about the shower, but Jo Ann does not know, so try to keep it quite! As a word of warning, we will NOT censure any gifts, but try to keep them tasteful enough for the Junior shooters!

In keeping with the internet rage, we may post some of this on YouTube!

David

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:51 pm

Bring an appropriate lingerie gift for either a male

Male lingerie for Robert Massey........Talk about a mental picture that'll be hard to get out of my mind......I love the guy and all, but Massey in a thong???......Maybe a trip to Victor's Secret is in order.....Hmmmm....Lace or Sheer???...Dawg, what do you think??? Anyone else have any suggestions????......Only real experience I have with lingerie is the kind you stuff dollar bills in.....

Kitty

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:27 pm

Kitty....you've never been to the French Quarter, well maybe not looking at that part of the store windows eh? How about Amsterdam????
Well then again how about an elephant safari?

Innocent Mary

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:20 pm

I've led a very sheltered life...

Kitty

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:56 am

jneihouse wrote:I've led a very sheltered life...

Kitty

genphideaux · Post by **genphideaux** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:44 am

Kitty,

Naughty Nancy

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:12 am

Keep in mind that Masshole has been on a diet and at last count had lost 20+ pounds! Kitty, the thong may be just right for him. Be sure it is in blue!

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:51 am

duckgumbo wrote:Keep in mind that Masshole has been on a diet and at last count had lost 20+ pounds! Kitty, the thong may be just right for him. Be sure it is in blue!

Ducky & Dawg, This may take a week or more to get out of your mind

, but maybe we should consider that two thongs are in order.

As you are well aware, Kitty has also lost weight and will be sporting the new smaller version there as well. Both could model the new 2008 Silhouette fashions

BlauBear · Post by **BlauBear** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:33 pm

Hmmm... "The Men of the Southern Nationals" as a 2009 calendar. It should sell really well...

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:57 pm

Either Massey or myself in a thong is wrong on several levels........

Commando Kitty

BlauBear · Post by **BlauBear** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:14 pm

Shooting jackets and and tastefully (strategically) held rifles. Thongs optional... Maybe comparing barrels?

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:30 pm

Ducky & Dawg, This may take a week or more to get out of your mind , but maybe we should consider that two thongs are in order.

I'm not cheerleading this one.....

Innocent

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:02 pm

Innocent wrote:
Ducky & Dawg, This may take a week or more to get out of your mind , but maybe we should consider that two thongs are in order.

I'm not cheerleading this one.....

Innocent

Chicken

Jason · Post by **Jason** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:13 pm

Bob259 wrote:Chicken

The thought of Chicken in a thong ain't any better..

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:52 am

Chicken

I'm not Chicken, I'm Innocent.