Doc Jreed,

***EDITED BY CHICKEN****
Thanks,

The Chicken Plucker

For the intrested parties, this post was meant to be seen by the few, I thought that someone may get a chuckle out of it before the MoD deleted.... Well the joke was on me, but no one quoted...so.....

Chickster;

Guess we oughtta should start calling ya MISTER Chickster from now on! I suppose it's a real problem for you and the Mrs. You, however, have mistake opportunity for difficulty, mislead no doubt by the Mrs hagard morning expression.

The solution to yer protruberent problem is obvious. Bottle it! Bottle it and sell it on yer web site as MISTER CHICKSTERS RAMPENT ELIXER. A strutting rooster on the label would provide the requisite advertising pun as well as a marketing trade mark.

I propose we get together at Raton for a discussion of marketing strategies over a dinner of steak and suitable libations.

With enormous respect,

dwl

DWL and Mr Chickster,
The marketing thoughts need to come together, I could supply some pictures of fine game cocks with exceptionally long spurs from my breeding stock. The fruit pickers in the area are always trying to get some of the bloodlines from my collection. To much red in the feathers on mine, doesn't show the blood well, but the legs and necessary tools are primo.

Mr Chickster, hang in there buddy, I'm sure the entire crew will help you with the marketing.

Innocent

I hate to appear slow, but I figgered this was a shooting site where great minds gather and share pearls of wisdom.

Thought it might have advice or discussions pertaining to lubricants, power factors, cyclic rates, explosive events and other personal decisions necessary for getting one

I have remained quiet (bet you all were suprised) as this post has unwound. Reason being, every time I would go to commit words to computer, the mental image of the Chickenator "in full stride" brought me to a fit of convulsive laughter......May take weeks to get that picture out of my mind. Takes a pair of brass spurs to jump out there in the midst of this bunch of sharks with that kind of plea for help for the poor, long suffering Mrs. George. Actually have no advice to offer to help the poor lady, but another of our shooters did mention that if you wanted to bring the ole soldier to parade rest you might try hanging a picture of Hillary Clinton over your headboard. If that don't take the starch out of the collar notihing will. Hammer on Chicken, hammer on, for twilight awaits us all over the hill......

Kitty
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Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener, that is truely what chicken wants to beeee , cause if he was an Oscar Mayer wiener, then the wife would laugh until she had to peee.................I am that good.........LOL

Ok Chicken
No way an I sharing a room with you now......

Limeaux,
Don't send him to my tent, it's full!!!
Innocent

Innocent
WoW, I can see i am going to have to start taking my shoes and socks off....... LOL

Chicken
One day you wil look back... it now takes me all night to do what I used to do all night. Maybe you need your trigger adjusted, not too much... Nothing worst than a Hair trigger.

Limeaux,

You wrote "One day you wil look back... it now takes me all night to do what I used to do all night."

What is that wet the bed, quite drinkin water 2 hours before bed and playing with fire symptoms should go away. Five bucks payable in Winnie, cheap at twice the price

genphideaux
Na, I started drinking Fire and playing with Water. That did the trick,,,

And lighting shot out your arse,

Oh what a wicked web we weave when we try to BS right up front

Okay! It seems that everyone on this thread has been or will be in Winnie for the Southern Nats. It is painfully obvoius by the way the BS is flying. I suggest that hip boots and a full set of slickers may be needed in Winnie this year. Hell, maybe even full wet suits for ultimate protection.

Gator,
As of this post you have intellectually moved into a semi-lead!

Dawg,
You are infinitely more capable of mundane and irrelivent BS than this post.

Innocent,
Glad to see a member of the opposite sex move into contention!

Kitty,
Practice, practice, PRACTICE!

Chickster,
You are out opf your league!

Atomic,
Guvment interaction has definitely put you into contention!

See everyone in Winnie and someone may need ot start a new thread for candidates and nominations for the coveted Golden Cow Patty award! Just remember that Jerry and I are the ONLY judges and our decision is final. Most of the memorable BS had been entered by competitors that do not really try. EVERYTHING out their mouths is BS!

duckgumbeaux,

"You are infinitely more capable of mundane and irrelivent BS than this post."

I was just slumm'in, gotta take them shots when you can, builds character..............LMAO

Duck and MR Chickster,
Now what makes you think I'm a member of the oppostie sex, Duck???? Especially after this latest hair cut and BS stories about dear hunting in GA from the barber.

As for MR Chickster, it only gets worse when reach past the age of 70, and I speak form experience, really need the opposite man.

Innocent