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On The Saddest Note

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:49 am
by Jim Beckley
Last year if you can remember that during the Az State HP match, McAlice was staying at Lee O'neil's Daughers house, doing the cooking, cleaning and what not, a few days ago McAlice told me that him and Bonner were staying at the Motel 6 by the range. The poor guy, from the Penthouse to the Outhouse! It seems that there was a dirty dish found and Bob is the suspected culprit. Bob told me that there was this apron that was just the cutist thing that fit him like a glove, and he wasn't going to get to wear it this year! What to do?

Re: On The Saddest Note

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:04 am
by Bob259
Jim Beckley wrote:Last year if you can remember that during the Az State HP match, McAlice was staying at Lee O'neil's Daughers house, doing the cooking, cleaning and what not, a few days ago McAlice told me that him and Bonner were staying at the Motel 6 by the range. The poor guy, from the Penthouse to the Outhouse! It seems that there was a dirty dish found and Bob is the suspected culprit. Bob told me that there was this apron that was just the cutist thing that fit him like a glove, and he wasn't going to get to wear it this year! What to do?
We can send him to my nieces house just across the highway and she would love a house keeper for a few days... Does he do diapers too????

Re: On The Saddest Note

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:28 am
by Innocent
259...don't forget the windows along with the diapers. And I'm sure your neice is environmentally concerned and uses only the finest cloth diapers on her baby.
McAlice, sorry you missed the dish but you know man, worry about the attire can really distract a fine womans attention....so just go the nearest Dollar General and find a pair of the cheapest jeans/tshirt and go with that attire man...then you don't have to worry about your image, and you can focus on keeping up with the chores!

Innocent

Re: On The Saddest Note

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:22 am
by Bob Mc Alice
Hell of an opening title there JB.

A couple of weeks ago Lee invited me to ride down with them and stay at his daughters house again. I was tempted, loved playing house maid all weekend. I told Lee we were flying this year. Well, daughter #1 found out and was very dissapointed at my not being her kitchen boy this year. I also found out that Ed P. wont be there, either. He will be in court all day Friday defending the innocent. Too bad.

I feel a little bad for Goody and Oneil as those two old coots will have to tackle that 950 mile drive themselves. They will get no nap time trying to keep each other awake enough to keep from going off road into the unknown. :lol: Then the return trip. :| Glad to be flying this year.

Beckley, 99 in Phoenix yesterday ? Yikes, that is too warm for this early. What is the long range forecast for the area ?

P.S. You guys suck. :p

Re: On The Saddest Note

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:31 am
by Innocent
Come on McAlice....you know you feel the luuuv. Can't wait to hear the poem being read off of JB's prime tatoo spot.

Innocent

Re: On The Saddest Note

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:49 am
by Trent
Bob Mc Alice wrote:Hell of an opening title there JB.

A couple of weeks ago Lee invited me to ride down with them and stay at his daughters house again. I was tempted, loved playing house maid all weekend. I told Lee we were flying this year. Well, daughter #1 found out and was very dissapointed at my not being her kitchen boy this year. I also found out that Ed P. wont be there, either. He will be in court all day Friday defending the innocent. Too bad.

I feel a little bad for Goody and Oneil as those two old coots will have to tackle that 950 mile drive themselves. They will get no nap time trying to keep each other awake enough to keep from off road into the unknown. :lol: Then the return trip. :| Glad to be flying this year.


P.S. You guys suck. :p
950 miles... two old dudes. We should give them a can of Febreze before they head out.

Shoot, hopefully they don't forget where they are going and end up in Mexico or something. =))

Re: On The Saddest Note

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:05 pm
by Innocent
Spring has sprung...the SC guys are getting punchy and need to smell some burning powder, or frebreeze etc in a packed car.

Innocent

Re: On The Saddest Note

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:02 pm
by Bob Mc Alice
post deleted.. :)

Re: On The Saddest Note

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:37 pm
by Trent
Hahaha!!! =))

Re: On The Saddest Note

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:46 pm
by Innocent
McAlice, do you get to wear the head gear too?

Innocent

Re: On The Saddest Note

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:18 pm
by Jim Beckley
Hey if the guy wants to dress up like Tinker Bell and do a few dishes, what do I care. But when he leaves a dirty dish and shoots a 7-08, that's a bit much.

Re: On The Saddest Note

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:38 pm
by Bob Mc Alice
Nah, I think I will leave my turban home at the mud hut. Unless Trent might want to wear it. Might be just the right touch of bling to offset that beater vest he found at Goody-will. I will sport my favorite Biffles BBQ ball hat instead.

Trent, weather looks dicey for HP. :roll: Check out the CO blog. http://co-silhouette.blogspot.com/

Re: On The Saddest Note

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:38 pm
by Trent
Bob Mc Alice wrote:Nah, I think I will leave my turban home at the mud hut. Unless Trent might want to wear it. Might be just the right touch of bling to offset that beater vest he found at Goody-will. I will sport my favorite Biffles BBQ ball hat instead.

Trent, weather looks dicey for HP. :roll: Check out the CO blog. http://co-silhouette.blogspot.com/
Aside from an earthquake, tornado or maybe a tsunami... I'll be there. See you at 8. Bring your turban so I can see if it fits. Think I'll get a backroom search if I pack that in my carry-on?

I'm at a Roller Derby match in Denver right now. Girl on girl action... fun! Sending this from my phone. You are probably trying to figure out how long of a phone cord I must have.

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Re: On The Saddest Note

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 2:54 am
by Innocent
Trent, McALice isn't trying to figure out how long your cord is...he is wondering how you are talking so loud it can show a picture on the phone too! He only talks loud on the phone when his most favorite presidental candidates call to solicit votes. ANd I think that is so Sara can hear his opinion and he doesn't have to face her while voicing it,


Love you too, McAlice.
Innocent

Re: On The Saddest Note

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:50 am
by Trent
Trent wrote: Aside from an earthquake, tornado or maybe a tsunami... I'll be there. See you at 8. Bring your turban so I can see if it fits. Think I'll get a backroom search if I pack that in my carry-on?

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Well, I take it back Bob. We just measured a 68 mph gust here at my place. I think the weather gods are telling me to stay home.