Man Shoots Self In Groin

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Shakes, try to keep the chimp, ummm I mean Guru in line.

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will do Mary. does that reguire bannans or some of your norwegian potato juice? =))
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shakes wrote:will do Mary. does that reguire bannans or some of your norwegian potato juice? =))

Shakes, I think emptying all his ammo and replacing it all with 6.5 ammo thus forcing him to shoot a good rifle would be a great start.... :D

Then we won't have to listen to him on the Rams not going down =))

PS:... I understand he also loves to do dishes, so see if you can get him hooked up as a dishwasher while there ;)
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Bob259 wrote:
shakes wrote:will do Mary. does that reguire bannans or some of your norwegian potato juice? =))

Shakes, I think emptying all his ammo and replacing it all with 6.5 ammo thus forcing him to shoot a good rifle would be a great start.... :D

Then we won't have to listen to him on the Rams not going down =))

PS:... I understand he also loves to do dishes, so see if you can get him hooked up as a dishwasher while there ;)
So with a 6.5, maybe next time he'll hit the Ram instead of his groin?
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Now why do you guys keeping picking on a man that had the testicles to post something in favor of Obama on this site just prior to the election?....just for his wife.
It takes a real (dishwashing) man to do that.

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Innocent wrote:Now why do you guys keeping picking on a man that had the testicles to post something in favor of Obama on this site just prior to the election?....just for his wife.
It takes a real (dishwashing) man to do that.

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Are you saying Obama shot himself in the groin? Is that why he doesn't like guns?
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Dual personality BB/BC it is obviously easy to confuse you. As clearly you have a short memory...do you not recall the Guru's post just before the election about the big O....all because his wife put him up to it. No wonder the politicians keep being elected, people can't remember what the politican did two months ago, but they do remember the name in the press so he must be good because all the press talked about was politician (instert name here).

Now as to McAlice, truthfully you guys are just a bunch of jealous old reprobates who are having a a difficult time dealing with the fact that he has a beautiful wife that does not like him practicing celibacy, and he earns all kinds of kudos for doing the dishes (btw he can cook too.). So just because his mind is a little warped as to what caliber to shoot (maybe getting beat up by the recoil is his way of repenting!), he gets picked on.
You really should let the man enjoy his favorite caliber and continue to ring rams.

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Innocent wrote:................You really should let the man enjoy his favorite caliber and continue to ring rams.
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Huhhhhhhh :-?? What the hey... you going soft on us now????? What gives with this compassionate stuff :-\
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259...bringing up my soft side on this side of the berm? Just getting in shape for Winny, got let all the feminine side out before I deal with Limey and crew for 5+ days.

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Innocent wrote:Dual personality BB/BC it is obviously easy to confuse you. As clearly you have a short memory...do you not recall the Guru's post just before the election about the big O....all because his wife put him up to it. No wonder the politicians keep being elected, people can't remember what the politican did two months ago, but they do remember the name in the press so he must be good because all the press talked about was politician (instert name here).

Now as to McAlice, truthfully you guys are just a bunch of jealous old reprobates who are having a a difficult time dealing with the fact that he has a beautiful wife that does not like him practicing celibacy, and he earns all kinds of kudos for doing the dishes (btw he can cook too.). So just because his mind is a little warped as to what caliber to shoot (maybe getting beat up by the recoil is his way of repenting!), he gets picked on.
You really should let the man enjoy his favorite caliber and continue to ring rams.

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Did Mary just accuse Bob of being a ram ringer? What a visual.
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All right, after listening to three days of simple payback description of BTU's on solar thermal estimates...WTF...you Bobs are starting to really confuse me. Which Bob is doing what?


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My name is Legion. :shock:

If that's the strongest evidence you have against McAlice, we'll have to let him go.
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Let him go? If Bob didn't shoot himself in the family jewels, I say drag him to a big match and sell tickets for maybe a dollar a throw and the winner gets a crack at it!
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