A Poem

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Let's be kind and just say that if the poem covered my entire rear that it would be reader friendly. Just so you Colorado guys know, that I have just shot there a few times, I'm not from there, so you will have to keep your hands off the printed message.
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Bob Mc Alice wrote:
Jim Beckley wrote:I'm thinking about having this poem tatted on my rear, McAlice you will have to read it to Bonner when you hit Phx in acouple of weeks!
Jim, that is a great idea. Your butt seems big enough to hold all those words with room for more. So, I think the correct time for you to drop your skivies is right after the Pledge of Allegiance, before match start. x_x Bonner or Trent can grab the mike and read it aloud for all to hear. :D

I also think a limited number of poem T-shirts should be sold to help cover the multiple tattoo parlor visits you will have to endure. #:-s

Maybe with a spotting scope. I'm not getting close enough to read something off of anyone's ass! :-t
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Maybe with a spotting scope. I'm not getting close enough to read something off of anyone's ass!
Chicken....you wouldn't have to get that close.

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If McAlice and Bonner is in line to read "it", Goodnight for sure, I'm thinking Trent will be there too!
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McAlice is a pretty slow reader, you may not want to have your ass hang'n out there that long with Bonner and Goodnight around.
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Trent wrote:McAlice is a pretty slow reader, you may not want to have your ass hang'n out there that long with Bonner and Goodnight around.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Mach 2 wrote:There once was a man from out west,
that thought the seven o eight was the best.
To newbies he'd teach, the young and old he would preach
as if his church was in session.
But all through the years,
his ramblings fell on deaf ears,
and few took a shine to the lesson.
The old seven was great,
at a much earlier date.
It used to be cool,
but now it's old school.
Now the six five millimeter is sweeter. :-bd


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I thought this thread needed to be revisited. Such a great poem.
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Trent, Are you trying to get your last digs in before leaving the great state of CO ;)
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259, a bunch of us were going out this Thursday night for pizza and beer to give our dear friend Trent a proper send off. We still are, only the venue has changed and were not telling Trent.
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Bob.. I'm thinking he will fit in just fine down there in the south. I can see him now, chillen with the rest of the trophy boys in the trailer park while the wife is out working to earn enough money to keep a roof over their heads. :D
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metalhead wrote:Bob.. I'm thinking he will fit in just fine down there in the south. I can see him now, chillen with the rest of the trophy boys in the trailer park while the wife is out working to earn enough money to keep a roof over their heads. :D
That's what I do now. :D
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Bob Mc Alice wrote:259, a bunch of us were going out this Thursday night for pizza and beer to give our dear friend Trent a proper send off. We still are, only the venue has changed and were not telling Trent.
No BBQ! I'm going to have plenty of that down south! Haha!

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Trent wrote:metalhead wrote:
Bob.. I'm thinking he will fit in just fine down there in the south. I can see him now, chillen with the rest of the trophy boys in the trailer park while the wife is out working to earn enough money to keep a roof over their heads.

That's what I do now.
And you are proud of this ? Speaks volumes about you. Lemme guess.... " I aint got no skills to git no dang job, but my wife let's me use her kumputer while she's away at wurk so I cain post on still chickens. "

Problem is Trent, you are not able to see things as they really are. You quite simply see things as you are.
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metalhead wrote:Problem is Trent, you are not able to see things as they really are. You quite simply see things as you are.
That makes no sense. What an idiot...

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It's OK Doo Doo. I knew that this would be way above your pay grade to comprehend. Now close the door on your trailer house. The flys and sheeters are getting in.
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