Grudge Match Part Deaux Winnsboro style

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Mon May 21, 2007 9:19 am

Ducky,
Can't they come up with some other color than Orange, my liberal tree hugging Public Adminstration Ethic's professor didn't like to see me wear the orange shirt in to class last year! I think the color was too much for his eyes at 6pm.
Innocent

genphideaux · Post by **genphideaux** » Mon May 21, 2007 9:42 am

Duckeaux,

Chicken poo will never admit to the fact he has tried every thing possible to not let Limeaux win his money back fair and square, he has made every attempt to side step, avert or just plain out BS his way out of the fact he is feared up.

Chicken Poo,

You have seen fit to not allow Limeaux the same opputinity he allowed you last year, the joy and competiveness of going head to head with him. This use of other venues, beating of the chest or substituting others in your place are all poor attempts to skirt or deny the real issue, you are feared up and you know it. You know what that white speck on top of chicken poo is....................still chicken poo.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Mon May 21, 2007 9:54 am

Dawg,
Google uses for chicken feces... Cattle feed?

http://www.ehso.com/ehshome/FoodSafety/ ... news.php#5

Innocent

genphideaux · Post by **genphideaux** » Mon May 21, 2007 10:13 am

Barefoot,

That would make chicken poo a major contributer of BS, like I didn't know that already. Sometimes the facts about someone are better than the fiction they try to spin.

That's it! we need to make this a chicken poo spin free zone. No more of his pitiful shenanigans or poo crowing. I was always told when you find yourself digging a hole, stop. I see this lesson was not taught to some.

Oh what a wicked web we weave, when first we try to decieve.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Mon May 21, 2007 10:29 am

Dawg,
I guess that makes the Chicken ( not even a good crowing rooster) a major contributer to the actual award. Wonder how big the patty will be this year....
Innocent

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Mon May 21, 2007 10:45 am

Innocent wrote:Dawg,
I guess that makes the Chicken ( not even a good crowing rooster) a major contributer to the actual award. Wonder how big the patty will be this year....
Innocent

By the looks/sounds of it Mary I would say the winner will need a wheel barrow, at least, to move it and by than maybe a very big truck

Kinda wish I was making the trip now, as I'm sure it will be a sight to see... Hopefully Kitty will take pictures and post them.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Mon May 21, 2007 11:12 am

If you only make one match a year, this is the one to go to, if just to watch the Cow Patties fly, cause we all know pigs don't fly.

Innocent

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Mon May 21, 2007 11:14 am

Or is that ???
"The time has come the walrus said to speak of many things, of sailing ships and whether pigs have wings"
Alice in Wonderland?? Help out on that quote Limey

Innocent

ajj · Post by **ajj** » Mon May 21, 2007 12:28 pm

The time has come, the walrus said
To TALK of many things.
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax and cabbages and kings;
And why the sea is boiling hot,
And whether pigs have wings.

If you like Lewis Carroll you'll like my favorite winner of the poetry division of the bad writing contest held annually, you know, the "Dark and Stormy Night" contest:
"Twas' brilling and the Toves were not just slithy, they were stinking drunk."

Now alla youse, back to work.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Mon May 21, 2007 12:35 pm

AJJ,
The high pressure is moving east and the sun is setting in the west, bad combination if'n youse tryin to collect sun data in bright light... and it's too late to fire up the fake sun, so I guess I'll just quit for the day seein' as how you are the one who pulled up the Lewis Carroll lit. Do have some vague memories of the older but more distinguished lit's like Carroll, Zane Gray, Stevenson...I preferred RLS for poetry.

Innocent

slowstdy · Post by **slowstdy** » Mon May 21, 2007 7:16 pm

Innocent wrote:Utah Dave says
Our Lady of the Imaculate Pom Poms (wisht I could see that!),

Dave, I'm sure there will be photographers around if for nothing else the blackmail chances. I haven't contacted a makeup artist yet, obviously my son's choice in that field is not my choice, no tellin' what color my toenails would end up, not to mention that the pom poms probably wouldn't match.

Limeaux,
What color would like to have for your cheerleaders?

Innocent

Sorry Y'all, had to work today in the Big Apple. I can't believe this thread has made 6 pages, makes me real proud. As far as the colors go Innononocenty, Red, White and Blue of course, And my colors don't run.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Tue May 22, 2007 6:04 am

Limey,
Great Red White and Blue I can handle, I was afeered youse gonna ask for pink...wouldn't want to compete with my boy on that level, the shooting I can handle but the fingernail colors no waaay.

Innocent

dwl · Post by **dwl** » Tue May 22, 2007 10:11 am

To slightly paraphrase my favorite cynic:

Thus, the artless songs I sing
Do not deal with anything
New or never said before.
As it was in the beginning
Is to-day official "BSing",
And shall be for evermore!

genphideaux · Post by **genphideaux** » Tue May 22, 2007 10:31 am

DWL,

Quote the raven never more, never more.

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Tue May 22, 2007 10:43 am

Well, I'll bring the camera and the play by play for this spirited match...Whoever shoots it.....

Kitty

Grudge Match Part Deaux Winnsboro style

Twas a Dark and Stormy Night