Kitty and Kolby went camping at Raton. After they got
their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Kolby wakes Kitty and says, "Kitty
look towards sky, what do you see?"

Kitty replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What's that tell you?" asked Kolby.

Kitty ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What's it tell you, Kolby?"

"You dumber than dirt. Someone stole the tent".......

Actually happened on Tuesday, most of the tent tops were blown off by the wind( not really, just one tent was blown down, most took their covers off and left the skeleton up).

Hmmmmmmm.......... That sounds just like the answer I would really get from John. But I have to admit that I would not have the courage to say the last line to him. I wonder why???? It could be that he is my spotter.
Later,
Kolby