Ramslammer - That Can't

[fobis01]

Ramslammer,
It greatly saddens me to report this BUT,
Who was the auspices Cowboy shooter (2009 Nats Top 10) who whilst visiting a western plains game ranch failed to shoot a tethered feral goat
This is not the first time I'm led to believe.
Unaccustomed to shooting moving targets, the game warden had organised proir to the visit for a goat to be tethered to a tree, this will allow our champion at least one trophy.
When out stalking game and following the signs (painted goats this way ) suddenly finding his trophy tethered to a tree and with no witnesses to be seen, our Champion decided that a bit of Kiwi was in order and promply laid the rifle down and snuck closer.
With the lack of synergy between the goat and the great white hunter,the goat smelling our man decided to decamp quickly and ran away laughing NNNAAAAAAA NNNAAAAAAA.
to be continued no doubt.

[Tasco]

Juddy you F%#^ing idiot!!!!

[toad]

hi all
ramslammer
once again you have embarrassed your surf's and minions by going of with out your loyal companion
and mentor ( the toad of toad hall ) to shoot goat's must i bring up your last episode when the only goat that you shot
had been wounded and was tangled up in the fence. not that i blame you for this last episode the game ranger
was clearly told that the goat must be leg roped for you
but you may rest easy as i have spoken to outback mick and he has assured me that he will not tie up the camels when he takes you out. he stated that he will cut the leg's of them so that they can't run from you and that he has made up a portable bench rest for you so you might bag one.
once again shame shame shame

regards toad

[Ramslammer]

G'Day All
I feel it's time to defend my honour !! Just to clarify things the final score was goats 1 The Chairman 6 . To those who don't follow history Silhouette was originally a tethered animal event, as you know I'm a little old fashioned (no casserole real men eat STEW). So I try to relive the past and all I get is scorn and ridicule. Have you lowly Serfs no shame!!
Just a little reminder TOAD I remember once walking a Fallow Stag all the way to the ute so you could hit it properly. It seems one might have selective memory loss. I hope you come clean on the weekend.
The Chairman is eternally grateful to the Bogan Gate game ranch and he can honestly say at least he and Toad can find the way there.
The Chairman has spoken!!!
Juddy

[Quarter]

One goat? Isn't there a storey about that man from Cyprus? Stavros the Chairman, couldn't f%^$ one goat if it was tied up and he had popped two Viagra....................

[russ4570]

More more, please. I can't stop laughing.

[Taps]

Better be careful Russ , at least he did shoot something !
However , I left instructions to castrate the white and black billy and I arrive home to find the prize stud black and white one with a ring around his goolies !!! Taps.

[Bear]

Hi all

Ramslammer forgot to mention the one that got away because he had to answer his phone. Who the f#@k leaves their phone on while hunting???

Bear

[Bob259]

You guys are picking on poor old Juddy far to much... He just didn't want to hurt your feelings and didn't know how to tell you he doesn't care for Goat meat very much... he's a Mutten kind of guy

Now... bring on them camels

[Dooga]

Well it greatly sadens me to see that the chairman has taken a PAROCHIAL outlook on the life of one feral goat. BTW I belive that all this stems from whenst out hunting on his island state ( the part of OZ that they are trying to tow away with a speed boat ) that he shot a penned dear in a cockys yard. He must be going soft after this incident. Pitty the Chairman could not report that the said gaot was still wearing Taps's belt, I recon he would have been evicted from the Bogan Game Ranch for not bringing back the said belt. Hey Taps!!!

[Taps]

Yes Dooga , the return of my good belt would be nice , still that rope took me at least five minutes to make , what with having to cut it to length and splice an eye in one end . That goat has been up in the scrub for at least a month and still has my rope so maybe the one that got away with my belt 12 months ago still has it ! By the way , I seem to be missing the elastrators and some rings , better be careful at the ACT shoot fellas the chairman may seek revenge .

[the ex pom]

Well the so called 3rd member of the Aussie team for 2010. What can I say to all my new American friends, we are sorry but the rest of the team were not there to coach the useless fat f#$k on what to do and by all accounts he imediately returned to his native tasmanian ways and as his close reatives weren't around he went after the wildlife.

SHAME SHAME SHAME

[Bear]

Hi All

Just got home from the ACT state titles for CLAS with most of the brotherhood in attendance. We could not let Ramslammers experience of the tethered goat be forgotten, so we tethered his first 5 rams ---- and you guest it, 3 of them got away. Maybe the other 2 tripped on the rope???

Bear

[fobis01]

Bear,
You forgot to mention that our great white hunter from Tas was presented with HIS new uniform
The Goat of Shame t-shirt a one off design
(Not everybody has one of these ) (and you'll never get one of these t-shirts) rings a bell
I think that was the only thing true to come out of his mouth.
Ramslammer make sure you take it to ACT CLAS in January 010 to show our US visitors.
As for our great white hunter yes his first bank of rams was tethered and he lost his money on that bank.
The brotherhood took pity on him losing and as a show of good will on his birthday we allowed him to take the last bank of rams to regain some lost pride.
regards
TFS

[daisy]

The T shirt with the Chairman in it


How long Dooga Dave can you sit under your bed until you know it's above you ??