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Who is planning on coming to Arkansas for the last leg of the Southern Trifecta? Chuckie Cheese is picking me up and will have the Iceman with him. We will arrive on Thursday for time to acclimate to the Hawg atmosphere in top of the Aluminum mine!

I have attempted to post up to Master Class Poster, but do not have the time for bullshit posts. I may just post two or three a day of total nonsense to achieve this legendary status first set by the Master of Bullshit - Spottin' Kitty!

It is now time for the Fucktard Troop to gather in Little Rock (actually Benton) for the last fun of the year! How about it Evelio and Paul? Are you two pussies planning on coming?
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Sgt Ducky,
I will be there, as will Pink 22. A contingency from west Texas/NM area, the boy in pink...colors seem to be changing, he will be flying in late Friday.
Last conversation with Tureau was he couldn't get supplies to do hurricane repairs, so he was going dove hunting and will be there.
Anybody heard from No Tell Motl?

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Full Ft. Smith regiment is expected to be there...Carrie, you bringing our flag?? Command post expected to be fully operational Friday...We're bringing the token Democrat...everyone else can leave your's at home...

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You bet we will be there. As a matter of fact, my reservations are at the Vista, and I specifically ask for the room next to yours, but as far away from Dawg as possible. I am afraid that some of that smelly air that he lets out may seep under the walls !!!!!!
What kind of Scotch are you bringing ?????
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Evelio,

I will be bringing DAMN GOOD SCOTCH! Life is too short to drink cheap whiskey!

Do you want another shot at me this year? I have not shot since the one match I shot in Jacksonville!
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Ducky,
I'll hold the money on the match between you and the Crazy Cubano. There ain't much money on the one between me and the elusive Mexican, unless the winner of that one picks an expensive place to eat.

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Re: Benton

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Evelio Mc Donald wrote:but as far away from Dawg as possible. I am afraid that some of that smelly air that he lets out may seep under the walls !!!!!!
Evelio.
What a hateful thing to say, may your bed be full of Mexican jumping beans. Rakishi Stink face to you.
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may your bed be full of Mexican jumping beans
Oh the things we coudl do with this quote BTB.


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Innocent wrote:
may your bed be full of Mexican jumping beans
Oh the things we coudl do with this quote BTB.


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Dawg,
I'll behave myself to start the day off with...have to save it up for a toe to toe with Blue Balls in Benton...he is already planning on bringing his ear phones.

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Innocent wrote:Dawg,
I'll behave myself to start the day off with...have to save it up for a toe to toe with Blue Balls in Benton...he is already planning on bringing his ear phones.

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No, No, No Mary, it's BlauBear, BlauBear, not BlueBalls :lol:

Although they may be after you get done with him :shock:
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Bob259,
Blue Balls is Sgt O'Ducky's name for him. Besides I tend to be very verbal in my abuse, especially if they are trying to hide behind earphones.

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I stand corrected.... credit to Ducky
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Thank ya'll for the vote of confidence, but anyone that cannot spell Blue needs a little help! Mary, how many animals are you spotting BlauBear? I assume that you are in a grudge match with the Ubber Liberal!

Bear, we are just having too much fun here! Don't take anything personal as we are just typing and I am trying to get my post count up!

Besides, how could we not love you as the personal chauffeur of General Spottin' Kitty? You need to stay for the entire Southern Nats next year to defend yourself! We WILL talk about folks that are not there! Just a part of the Fudktard Troop mentality!
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Heck we'll talk about anyone that's there too!!! :lol:
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