Please read: Gonorrhea Lectim Strain

[Bob259]

Please read: Gonorrhea Lectim Strain

The United States Center for Contagious Disease Control has issued a level 1 warning about a new virulent
strain that has been quickly spreading.

The disease is contracted through dangerously high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim, and is pronounced "gonna re-elect them."
Research has confirmed that most victims contracted this dangerous and destructive disease after
having been screwed in November 2008.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how destructive this disease has become and have further learned
that it is easily cured....by simply voting out all incumbents!

In spite of the perils, Pelosi, Reid and Obama are working in secret legislation to place Gonorrhea Lectim
on the endangered species list to assure its survival.

[mordecai]

With a little genetic engineering, perhaps we could create a strain of "Gonounhea Lectim"... with any luck that is.