Now that John AKA Kitty has ascended to power as the Commander and Chief of the F troop I feel it is our duty to send delegates to fill several ambassador vacancies. I also feel we should try and nurture this fledgling organization to reach its full potential.

All please stand in a toast to the Commander and Chief of F troop:

Long live the Kitty.

Here, here..... I second that

Meow.

Innocent

Kitty for President... God knows that would be a better choice then what we are going to get to vote on....

Bob259 wrote:Kitty for President... God knows that would be a better choice then what we are going to get to vote on....

Baby steps Bob, baby steps, all in good time let's not rush him.

genphideaux wrote:

Bob259 wrote:Kitty for President... God knows that would be a better choice then what we are going to get to vote on....

Baby steps Bob, baby steps, all in good time let's not rush him.

Dawg, I was hoping that his head would be swirling and he'd accept before he realized what he signed up for

But, I suppose we can ease him into it gradually. Just hoping the beverage holds out till then with this crew

Bob259 wrote:But, I suppose we can ease him into it gradually. Just hoping the beverage holds out till then with this crew

That would be his "supporting entourage". Crew is such a commoner term and one not suited for his title and position.

I'm liking this better and better......We'll have to be sure to set up an official Command Post at Winnsboro.....

Commander Kitty

We'll have to be sure to set up an official Command Post at Winnsboro

And who is going to guard the Command Post? WHat ID's will be required to enter? And who will be checking those ID's?

Innocent

Innocent Mary, due to her ability to use both fingers and toes with extraordinary skill should be the Credentials Officer....

So far I think here's how it should go...feel free to help me out..

Dawg, Goodwill Ambassador due to his quiet demeanor and ability to bring out the best in all.

Innocent, Officer of Credentials....Due to her ability to cut to the heart of the matter and due to the fact that she nearly got Coates raised and as far as I know he has no prison record.

Blaubear, Propaganda Officer....Due to his ability to completely disorient the rest of the world with a string of meaningful sounding big words....

Duckgumbeaux, Supply and Acquisitions officer....Anyone who can con people out of enough beer and prizes to bring 227 shooters plus families and friends to the middle of nowhere Louisiana in the heat of spring/summer has got the supply chain nailed down...

Mike "Mordicai" Coleman, Intelligence officer.....Anyone who can not only keep Steelchickens afloat but can hack into it and create a whole other fourm (Behind the Berm) while suffering the effects of a bad jellyfish sting and several adult beverages is a pretty sharp guy.

Dave "Limey" Carpenter Foriegn Ambassador....Lives in the north, hails from England, but at heart a southerner.....Besides, he's the only one who can understand everything that all of is saying, not matter what part of the world you are from.....

Other nominations???? Acceptance speeches????

Commander Kitty

Innocent wrote:

We'll have to be sure to set up an official Command Post at Winnsboro

And who is going to guard the Command Post? WHat ID's will be required to enter? And who will be checking those ID's?

Innocent

Mobile Command post security, great idea. Thanks for volunteering Mary. Yu's it.

All right you assholes! I have done by best and am only up to 227 posts!

We will have a special tent set up for f Troop Command at Winnie. It may be near the Port-a-potties! why not when all are so full of shit!!

It is my understanding that CNC Kitty will have something special for the match since this will be the first inaugural of F Troop en masse at a match. How fitting that it will be in Winnie for a record setting year! WE may see another first with a group bullshit award! I will definitely wear waders as hip boots are not going to be enough for the amount of bullshit to be spread around.

Kitty, you need at least one ambassador from each state to have a full compliment of bullshit! I nominate Limey from PA since he was put up for President last year!

as far as I know he has no prison record

Only 74 more days to go...
I'm not sure about which of us will have the prison record for child abuse though.

Yu's it.

Does this mean I get to hold all the weapons???? Yessss, I like it.

Innocent

Okay, I have okayed with Jerry to have our personal LARGE tent as the official F Troop Command Post at the match. This will be limited to the CNC, Kitty, and a small group of the Supporting Entourage since we are limited in space. The only rule is that Kitty has to have a banner made to hang and identify the tent. We may even move the Cathedral from in front of this tent to show full support for this ambitious endeavor!

We need a flag too....A banner and a flag........

Commander Kitty