OK...in honor of the biggest and best Silhouette Rifle Match that we have... In the World as we all know it today...The Southern Nationals...

C'mon you F Troop Fucktards...realizing that fried foods are a staple of life way down yonder...

Let's have some fun here before the grits and the corn whatever hits the paper dinner plates...and the beer or the heat gets the best of your brains.

First off...Our newly commisioned Commander in Chief of F Troop looks like an Olympic Sprinter or High Hurdler standing next to me...

Come to think of it... I take that back....He's more of the High Platform diver type of guy...Speedos on and all of that type of stuff.. It's just a factoid that is a know fact.

But, to all of you F Troop enlistees who voluntarily signed up for this part of our Homeland Security...Your sister is so fat that she has more chins than a Chinese phone book...

Or...your sister is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of smokey links...

Or...your sister is so fat, that when goes outside to pee in the front yard in the early afternoon,..the freakin' street lights all come in your neighborhood...

I'm sure Agarn, O'Roarke, or Cheif Wild Eagle will be able to either ream my ass out or chime in here in a good natured response..Go ahead...flame on F Troop !

But really, Good luck to all of next week...M

First off...Our newly commisioned Commander in Chief of F Troop looks like an Olympic Sprinter or High Hurdler standing next to me...

Come to think of it... I take that back....He's more of the High Platform diver type of guy...Speedos on and all of that type of stuff.. It's just a factoid that is a know fact.

Actually Marv, I we were to both haul ass we'd have to make several trips....

But, to all of you F Troop enlistees who voluntarily signed up for this part of our Homeland Security...Your sister is so fat that she has more chins than a Chinese phone book...

Or...your sister is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of smokey links...

Or...your sister is so fat, that when goes outside to pee in the front yard in the early afternoon,..the freakin' street lights all come in your neighborhood...

Actually, sis has been dead now several years.....complications due to diabetes...but granted, she was kinda fluffy....

Kitty

Marvelous Marv,

You need to wish me and Jerry luck before the early advance party of F Troop arrives! Limey will be here Sunday and Kitty will be in Tuesday night. Mordecai is coming this year and bringing his wife! I have a tour of Natchez, Mississippi and the beautiful antebellum homes lined up for her on Saturday. She will NEVER be the same and may come back to Washington and convert all you fucktards (the greatest buzz word I have ever heard) to hominy grits and fried dill pickles! You just haven't seen fat yet! We went out to eat tonight and saw a 6 inch butt crack on a fat bitch in the restaurant! I am just glad that I swam in a different gene pool!

Marvin, have you met Wormy? Woman needs slimming like I need another 504... And that wasn't anyones' front yard anyway...

Damn Dave..I wish you luck....and all of the rest of you F Troop fucktards. Have a good time on me....Ream me a good one, every day, perhaps I deserve it...Mr. Marv

Marv,

I am sure that there will be regular posts and updates. I just hope that the LSU Rifle can successfully defend the Team title in Winnie!

I'm usually pro-anything to do with the SEC, but the LSU colors have to be some bad Mardi Gras joke that accidentally got kept. To put those colors on a custom rifle is heresy.

Jason, you are just a jealous boy among men! Purple and Gold!!!! Marvelous Marv even got the colors exact from the color pantene on LSU web site!

Thick girls need lovin too ! Gordita rica.....

Thick girls need lovin too

Malinois...Thick in the head or elsewhere?

Innocent

...here's one for the collection...and it's way sad but true...one of MY sisters is so fat that when she went to th' Senior prom, her an' "th' date" pulled up in a limo, followed right behind by a one-ton-dually, loaded down with her ass...I swear...she has the PERFECT 36-24-34...and th' OTHER leg is even bigger!!!

oh yeah? mine is so fat, when I told her it was chilly outside, she ran and got a bowl.

...and re "fucktard" as a great buzzword...I predict it will go global, or "viral" (which said word kinda makes me a little nervous...) as th' kids call it, in 4-6 weeks, which is about the standard delivery time for anything good....