Robin arrived at the office yesterday morning and discovered that some fucktards had broken out not only the front door to our office, but the UNLOCKED glass door just inside! After the police arrived, we discovered that they had not gotten any of the Southern National awards, prizes, or even the door prizes. They broke the door to my office and searched it. They left a Winchester Model 12 WS1 that is leaning in a corner of my office! They went through our entire office complex and only took $64 that Robin had in an envelope on her desk for the purchase of some chicken nuggets for Vacation Bible School at her church!

The assholes broke the front doors to Curves for Women, Farm Bureau Insurance, C'mere Deer Industries, Scriber Insurance (where they virtually destroyed the telephone system) and Johnson Cotton Brokers where they were able to break into an fire-proof filing and take over $20,000 in cash!

Our businesses have put out a $5,000 reward and I told the Police Chief to bring these assholes to the Southern Nationals this weekend if he caught them and I had several friends that would teach these fucktards a lesson!

We are extremely lucky that they did not take even one item in the room where the over $50,000 in prizes are kept. Burris and Leupold scopes were in plain sight as well as Kowa spotting scopes and many other nice items.

Just an update as to why my posting has been down as I am attempting to get to Master Class soon!

"Volunteer" target holders? Line hot re-setters?

Dear Duck, Send me a PM with your address and I will return the $64. I too was once nuggetless at bible school. By the way, did the cops take any paw prints?........ and I still owe you for those beers in Jax

Thank god these guys who did this terrible belong to the sub prime elemnet of our society. 50K in prizes, right in front of them. ....I would have loved to see the look on their faces during the break in....WTF Bro, we come up in here for this? ...What's all this shit about ? "I dono ese, just look fo da drugs an da cash"

They would not know 5 cases of 18 year old McCallan Scotch from a fucking hole in the ground. Let alone a Kowa...

Anyway...God Bless you David McLemore.....for just being who and what you are.

I love you Man......first time I met you I knew in my heart...One of the good guys....Mr. Marv

Marvelous Marv,

Thanks man for the great response. Yes, these must have been 24 carat fucktards! You are correct in that these ignorant redneck assholes know what was in front of them!

We now have the alarm system working and on silent alarm so that our Barney Fife's can maybe catch them in the act!

Keep up the bullshit Marv and wish you were coming to the Greatest Spectacle in Shooting! I may have to start the match with Ladies and Gentleman, Load your rifles!

Robin arrived at the office yesterday morning and discovered that some fucktards had broken out not only the front door to our office, but the UNLOCKED glass door just inside! After the police arrived, we discovered that they had not gotten any of the Southern National awards, prizes, or even the door prizes. They broke the door to my office and searched it. They left a Winchester Model 12 WS1 that is leaning in a corner of my office! They went through our entire office complex and only took $64 that Robin had in an envelope on her desk for the purchase of some chicken nuggets for Vacation Bible School at her church!

Doesn't speak too highly of the level of intelligence of your thieves down there.......Maybe they were just looking for the keys to your Corvette?? On the other hand, did any of the kids in Robin's VBS know that she kept the nugget money down there???

Kitty

Wow. Talk about luck. Bet they couldn't figure out how to fence the stuff without it coming back to them.

"Yea Barney, now that you mention it, we did have a fella come in here yesterday trying to pawn a bunch of optics and .22 ammo all new in the wrapper."

The Lord is smiling on the Southern Nationals!

I guess the $64 question is:
Did Ducky pull this off to try to win his own Golden Cow Patty?

Innocent

Mary,

I do not even have to try for the award!

Mary, If one of the doorprizes at the Southern Nationals is $64 worth of Chicken Nuggets, or a $64 gift card to McDonald's we'll know something "Ducky" is afoot......

Commander Kitty