Birds & the Bee's
Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 5:26 am
A father asked his ten year old son if he knew about the Birds & the Bee's.
"I don't want to know" the child said bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.”
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, “When I was six, I got the ‘There’s no Easter Bunny’ speech.
At seven, I got the ‘There’s no Tooth Fairy’ speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the ‘There’s no Santa’ speech…..
If you’re going to tell me now that grown-ups don’t really get laid, I’ll have nothing left to live for”.
(No kid.... that's after you say 'I do'
)
"I don't want to know" the child said bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.”
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, “When I was six, I got the ‘There’s no Easter Bunny’ speech.
At seven, I got the ‘There’s no Tooth Fairy’ speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the ‘There’s no Santa’ speech…..
If you’re going to tell me now that grown-ups don’t really get laid, I’ll have nothing left to live for”.
(No kid.... that's after you say 'I do'
)
Not me, but there are some.