Cajun Negotiation
Boudreaux wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else.
One day Boudreaux got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you...' The girl looked at him, then said, 'NO.'
Boudreaux said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.... So she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened....? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!'
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed

Damn...i could comment on the drugs he must be taking but then I'll remain Innocent and say thanks for the great advice Paul.

Innocent

I would have used pennies to pay

malinion...you bragging?

Innocent

Who me....

Well I will have to say that my attorney sister defended a 68 year old client charged who was charged with 6 counts of rape of his estranged wife in a 7 hour time frame, (amoungst the kidnapping and other charges). She got him off the charges based on the argument that any man capable of that kind of ability should be on the streets serviceing more women.
Hmm no tellin's what other 'stories' will arise.

Innocent

Innocent wrote:Well I will have to say that my attorney sister defended a 68 year old client charged who was charged with 6 counts of rape of his estranged wife in a 7 hour time frame, (amoungst the kidnapping and other charges). She got him off the charges based on the argument that any man capable of that kind of ability should be on the streets serviceing more women.Hmm no tellin's what other 'stories' will arise.

Innocent

Sounds like a Lawyer I could like

Mary, it appears your jealous of BB’s gay blinking chickens as your fast approaching the magic number yourself.

Wonder how much the 68 year old paid the ex to accuse him of that many times???....

BTW, no disrespect to the ladies with the comment on the rape aspect

Kitty

BB..you can have the sister, I'll leave it at that. Only to warn you further that she is the middle child and very jealous type.

As for the Gay chickens....I doubt Sgt. Ducky would consider my chickens gay, and my roosters fight they don't make love.

Innocent

Ah once again the wrong Bob is being blamed for things. Sorry BB, the comments were directed at 259, at least McAlice is lying low so he isn't getting caught in th crossfire.

Innocent

Innocent wrote:Ah once again the wrong Bob is being blamed for things. Sorry BB, the comments were directed at 259, at least McAlice is lying low so he isn't getting caught in th crossfire.

Innocent

Heard he's looking for that lawyer

What's the difference between a pit bull and a woman lawyer? The leather miniskirt and lip stick...

BlauBear wrote:What's the difference between a pit bull and a woman lawyer? The leather miniskirt and lip stick...

Mmmmmm, leather now I know I like her