Confucius Says:




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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.




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Man who run in front of car get tired.









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Man who run behind car get exhausted.









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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.









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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.









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Man with one chopstick go hungry.









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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.









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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.









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Baseball is wrong:

Man with four balls cannot walk.









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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.









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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.









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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.









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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.









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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.









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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.









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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.









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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.









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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.









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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.









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Person who deletes this has no humor!!!









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