More Doctor advice
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 7:11 pm
(1)Man went to the Doctor.
Man tells the Doctor, "What do I do, Doc? I can't control my bladder!"
Doctor screams "Get off my new carpet!"
(2) Another Doctor story.
Man tells Doctor, "Doc, My teeth are turning yellow."
Doctor says, " Wear a brown tye."
(3) Man goes to Doctor. Doctor says you are too fat. Run 10 miles a day and call me back in a month to tell me how you are doing. Man calls his Doctor back in a month. Doctor asks him, "How are you doing with your weight?" Man says, "Well I think I have lost some weight but I'm 300 miles from home."
Man tells the Doctor, "What do I do, Doc? I can't control my bladder!"
Doctor screams "Get off my new carpet!"
(2) Another Doctor story.
Man tells Doctor, "Doc, My teeth are turning yellow."
Doctor says, " Wear a brown tye."
(3) Man goes to Doctor. Doctor says you are too fat. Run 10 miles a day and call me back in a month to tell me how you are doing. Man calls his Doctor back in a month. Doctor asks him, "How are you doing with your weight?" Man says, "Well I think I have lost some weight but I'm 300 miles from home."