2009 CBC match in Pe Ell

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:07 pm

Only one slight problem Jerry, when have you aver seen me in heels? Don't forget you are talking about a kid that grew up on the river, less than 1/4 mile from the Atlantic Ocean, learned to swim before I could walk and sail before I could talk. Expect to have sandspurs and sand or muck between my toes at all times, unless swimming. So maybe we could have Coates pick out a nice pair of heels for Dave, after all Fairvilla Mega store is only a mile or so from where his latest employment is based.
Now Teresa's shorts shouldn't be too much of a problem.

Innocent M

dwl · Post by **dwl** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:23 am

I may be damn lucky Teresa doesn't read Steelchickens. That's why I switched from shorts to the highland skirt. It would be safer than havin Teresa whoopin on me for that suggestive comment. As for the high heels, actually my back doesn't like heels, not even the cowboy boot kind. I kinda figured Mary's heels would consist of flip flops. Dont' you dare have Coates shopping for me, what ever it was would be PINK and I don't do pink. Doesn't match my Utah Tan.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:30 am

Dave,
Coates has better taste than to go Pink in heels....maybe something in black or red.

Innocent

dwl · Post by **dwl** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:18 pm

Mary, you are incorregible!

sdwooster · Post by **sdwooster** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:39 pm

I can't beleive that anybody would accuse me of running a bias raffle.
Just because a pretty young married lady one the prize. Just because I put the tickets in the box ( I think I did) and drew out Laura's ticket ( did I have my glasses on?) It couldn't of been rigged. So I guess you guys will have to come and see what I have planned for this year. Cash Talks

Your Match Director Steve

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:36 am

you are incorregible!

Dave, tell me something I don't know.
M

dwl · Post by **dwl** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:46 pm

My check would alreaon the way but for the tuition I jsut had to pay. How are we going to know what to pay if we don't know what this year's Grand Prize is going to be?

dwl · Post by **dwl** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:28 am

You sweet, Innocent young thing, Mary, what are we going to do to tease that Grinch Crackers this year?

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:22 pm

You and I tease Crackers? I'm Innocent and would never be involved in that kind of trouble....Now you on the other hand is another story, as I think you came up with some lame excuse for missing CO states, like work.

Innocent

dwl · Post by **dwl** » Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:31 pm

Merry Christmas, Mary,

Yup, missing Colorado sucked. Damn that Buddha for bad Karma!

We've sacrificed a cow for the Solstice to be accompanied by the usual Yorkshire pudding and roast potatoes followed by peach pie and Scotch Cream. Hope all you fine people are enjoying the holidays as well.

We'll conspire against our beloved Crackers after these special times so as to avoid ethical conflicts.

dwl

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:04 am

Dave,
Why not throw in a bit of Welsh Rarebit to the menu...just to add a wee tad of culture there. And ofcourse shortbread and a wee nip of Drambuie for dessert.

Innocent

dwl · Post by **dwl** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:40 pm

Steve;
I would never accuse you of bias. Oh, I guess I did didn't I? See the clause in my contract regarding sarcasm having nothing to do with reality. No sneak hints reagarding this years Grand Raffle Prize?

Innocent;
Who needs Welsh Rarebit when I've got Prime Rib? I always thought Rarebit was for the Welsh who had drunk the grocery money. I'm not adverse to eating real rabbit, tastes like guinea pig.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:53 am

Dave,
Guinea pig is too small to be bothered cleaning, now I will say that manatee should taste better than eagle....
Innocent

dwl · Post by **dwl** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:01 pm

Hmm. I wonder...Innocent, what if we got your barbeque meister in that dive in Washington to roast some guinea pigs for Crackers? Granted we they might be some of Foster Farms Finest but all we need to do is get Crackers to believe it.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:59 pm

Dave, we might be onto something there....I wonder what else we could have him cook up.

Innocent