Last Dance Instructions & Guidelines

[jjp]

I doubt that, but I told you they would turn on us. We must regroup, discover their weaknesses and go into super attack mode. And truly doesn't have an E in it you goofball. And JP, I"m not sure what the helicopter is, maybe you can perform it for us. Game on, you weasels, you done insulted my boy.

Hammy, being a horn tooter from Florida I figured you would know all the slang. Go to urban dictionary and look it up. It will be the first definition. There is no way I would even make the noises for you!!!!!

[CZforlife]

Personally I must admit I have no expierence with the use of the first definention, but I will admit Im a pro at executing the second one. Spin baby spin!!! I took a vacation to Japan a while back and I was apart of 2 of the 3 reported cases.

[duckgumbo]

Hammy you can regroup or whatever you wish to do with Chubby Baby Huey as both of you would not make a pimple on an elephant's ass! You are mere amateurs! Just ask JPP as he has seen us in action a few times in Winnsboro! WE control the microphone!

Jerry and I are coming up with a name for your Coonass Team so do not stress over a name for yourselves as it will NOT happen!

[CZforlife]

You obviously haven't been around me enough to know I have," The Switch". You've been warned.

[duckgumbo]

Chubby we do not care what you bring as obviously the "Switch" does not bother Jerry or me. You have not been here and are fair warned that we do have control of the range and the Sheriff's personal cell number! A new roommate can be arranged with extreme speed! It is possibly the only way an orange shirt is in your future!

[hambone49]

Dear Sarge, allow me to personally apologize for the disrespect exhibited by the boil on all our asses, as we are fully aware that you are the Mayor of Coonass County. And as a tribute and like a true criminal, I will wear my orange shirt inside out all 5 days as it matches my ensemble, or until you can't stand the smell.

[CZforlife]

Woahhhh!!! And Hammy rips the 100mph fastball right down the middle!!! I will conquer it does match his ensemble though.

[hambone49]

Concur, you idiot.

[Jason]

While I am very proud of my orange shirt from Winnsboro, I will refrain from wearing it while actually there. I suggest you do the same, even if it will prevent a possible misundertanding and entertainment for the rest of us...

[Trent]

Concur, you idiot.

I just peed a little.

[duckgumbo]

Trent you can get to Master Class soon! Only 56 more to go so get with it before Winnsboro!

Also, I will post the absolute final squadding sheet. I have made the appropriate changes and they are final as more than 1/2 of the score card sets are printed for each competitor!

[Innocent]

Trent...they make medication to control prostrate problems!
Innocent

[AddictedToSB]

Y'all are such great entertainment. I just need to remember not to drink anything while reading the forum. Especially the Club House.

[duckgumbo]

We are infinently more entertaining in person! Just bring hip boots as the BS will be deep! Waders may be necessary!