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MSN is reporting that a man shot himself in the groin, claiming he was defending himself from a mugger, happened in Breckenridge, Colo. It didn't say if it was a 7mm bullet or not, so I better ask, McAlice, did ya put a round in the ol nads?
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So how did this go down... "Leave me alone or I'll shoot my nuts off" hahah
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Let me get this straight now. We think Bob was getting mugged by a 50 lb trunk-monkey so he shot himself in the nuts? Thats hard to believe.
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With friends like these McAlice, who needs enemies?

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Oh no the Monkey's back!!!!!!! :shock:

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The monkey beats ER story of the jealous wife that made the guy bend over and shot his left testicle off with his own 357.

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AZRifle wrote:So how did this go down... "Leave me alone or I'll shoot my nuts off" hahah
Sounds like a Mel Brooks movie. :))
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Where's Bob? Is he in the hospital?
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Probably trying to get his camper together for the long trip to Ironman and back to Wyoming.....and reloading seriously.

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Jerry, I too am getting concerned. I was thinking maybe it was true and it was him that did get shot and then again..... maybe it's just he's doing the dishes and that has gotten in the way of his internet time, or maybe Chimp is back and really mad :D =))
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All right I'll come clean it was I who was mugging McAlice. I just cant live with my self any more knowing that I'm shooting a .260 instead of a 7-08 so I went to CO. to "trade" Bob and he laughed so hard he blew one of the twins clean off. =)) =))
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I don't turn on the computer for two days and this is the shit storm I get caught up in ? :roll: You guys are killin me. It was not me!! I am OK.

Got all the ammo loaded I need for Montana and Wyoming. 25 days to go. Shakes...you still going? Who else is shooting Missoula ?
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McAlice, if you think shakes has got time for you...just remember I gave his girl some shooting pointers at CBC so he has other things to deal with now, and personally you just aren't built quite right for him.

Heard rumors that Crakcers will be there also, so I'm sure his caretaker Jerry G will be along for the ride.LOL I'm sure there will be plenty from the left coast (northern part anyway) there also.

Have a good time and enjoy your trip, with or with shakes to keep you company.

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Crackers said he was going at the CBC but I haven't heard from him since so I'm not sure. I will be there to freeze again this year. I have to have some cold weather to bitch about.
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Bob I wouldnt miss Montana for nothing :D Mary, it will be some quality time for Bob and I at Missoula this year :ymhug: cause the girlfriend isnt gonna be there :-o so I might be able to get some i-) this time around. Got to start reloading tonight otherwise wont be able to find the time if you know what I mean :ymparty: \:D/ (-| [-x I'll keep an eye out for :(|)
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