This just can't be true.......

[Bob Mc Alice]

While at the dentist today I was thumbing through the latest copy of Field and Stream and saw this "fact" on pg. 61.

FACT: WOMEN ARE BETTER RIFLE SHOTS THAN MEN. Women concentrate better than men. They can get into correct shooting positions more easily. Women listen to instructions.

[BCloninger]

They must follow TPK...

[lone ringer]

While at the dentist today I was thumbing through the latest copy of Field and Stream and saw this "fact" on pg. 61.

FACT: WOMEN ARE BETTER RIFLE SHOTS THAN MEN. Women concentrate better than men. They can get into correct shooting positions more easily. Women listen to instructions.

Are you saying we should have a sex change operation if we want to be better rifle shots?

[Innocent]

Are you saying we should have a sex change operation if we want to be better rifle shots?

LOL

Tony, I hate to say it but for some of the guys I don't thnk a sex change will help with the shooting, or even the looks!!!

McAlice, at least you were not reading about Brad....or Kate

Innocent

[CZforlife]

Tell that to Augustin. But for the most part I'd have to say that seems to be true.

[Bob Mc Alice]

Hey Tony, Trinidad Co. is right up the road from Whittington. You could get the operation the week before Nationals next year and be the reigning female champion the following weekend....and still keep your name....Toni.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad,_Colorado

[lone ringer]

Hey Tony, Trinidad Co. is right up the road from Whittington. You could get the operation the week before Nationals next year and be the reigning female champion the following weekend....and still keep your name....Toni.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinidad,_Colorado

You mean I could be High Senior, High Lady and National Champion all at the same time? Its tempting but you try it first and let us know if it really works.
You could keep your name too and we would call you Alice.

[Bob Mc Alice]

Got me.

[Innocent]

Toni....I will say that I recieved a call the other day from a fellow shooter in ER that had to humble himself when a beautiful lady came in complaining of pelvic pain, when a pap was mentioned as a diagnosis tool , Doc was informed of the fine operation at Trinindad. So at least at Trinindad they do their work well...now all you have to do is to get them to make you a sub junior while you are there so you can go through all the special classes again. We can let McAlice be the older one and win the HS, HL and National first.

Innocent

[BCloninger]

Toni....I will say that I recieved a call the other day from a fellow shooter in ER that had to humble himself when a beautiful lady came in complaining of pelvic pain, when a pap was mentioned as a diagnosis tool , Doc was informed of the fine operation at Trinindad. So at least at Trinindad they do their work well...now all you have to do is to get them to make you a sub junior while you are there so you can go through all the special classes again. We can let McAlice be the older one and win the HS, HL and National first.

Innocent

This has taken a turn for the weird! First up was CK in a flowery shirt and now McAlice getting "fixed"?!

[Innocent]

BC...CK in a flowery shirt just means he has spent time in the tropics, rather than dealing with all those nasty ICE storms you all have been having in AR. Now McAlice is not gearing up to get fixed, he is volunteering to try a complete makeover and alteration to boot.

Innocent

[Bob259]

BC...CK in a flowery shirt just means he has spent time in the tropics, rather than dealing with all those nasty ICE storms you all have been having in AR. Now McAlice is not gearing up to get fixed, he is volunteering to try a complete makeover and alteration to boot.

Innocent

Have a few questions that are bothering me on this one....
Seeing McAlice is a Guru and all, can't he just snap his fingers and do a presto chango????
Also, are we all so sure that under all his Guru robes that he/she may not be changed already????

So much to think about on this one.

Good call Tony, let McAlice try it first as you can always get the trophies starting next year ;)

[CZforlife]

I'm with 259 on this one, this got real weird real fast! Now I don't speak for every guy, but I'll keep my "dinger" even if it does happen to cost me a downed animals!

[lone ringer]

I'm with 259 on this one, this got real weird real fast! Now I don't speak for every guy, but I'll keep my "dinger" even if it does happen to cost me a downed animals!

And here we all thought you wanted to become a better rifle shot right away and were willing to wear feathers. Bob Mc Alice gave you the perfect solution. You could be High Jr. High Woman and National Champion all at the same time. You don't even need to change your name either.

[Innocent]

And Tony (Toni???) don't forget Baby Huey could go to Trinidad for gunsmithing on the side, while he is having the other operations.

Innocent