Couples Bridal Shower for Massey

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Couples Bridal Shower for Massey

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I just talked to Massey and now have the sizes that you may need to purchase lingerie for JoAnn. Massey sizes are LARGE and JoAnn's sizes are as follows: Suit Bottom 8, Suit Top 10, Bra 34 DD, Panties 6 or medium, and shoes 7 C.

The shower will take place during the lunch break on Saturday. We will have a cake and other accoutrements.

JoAnn does not have any idea that we are doing this!
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duckgumbo wrote:JoAnn does not have any idea that we are doing this!
That is probably for the best...
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Can I have Coates pick out Joann's stuff?

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Coates probably has already ordered JoAnn the tee shirt that says "These bad boys are 34DD's"........

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BlauBear wrote:
duckgumbo wrote:JoAnn does not have any idea that we are doing this!
That is probably for the best...
You ain't kidding there, Bear. I have never seen a woman that would be happy about all her size information being put out for all the world to see like that, so it's probably better if she doesn't know about it. I'd had for the dinner the first night to be well-tenderized Duckgumbo. :)
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jneihouse wrote:Coates probably has already ordered JoAnn the tee shirt that says "These bad boys are 34DD's"........

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Or "If you stare long enough you will notice the person behind them".
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Jason,

She's marrying Masshole, you know what they say about once you start down that path it's a slippery slope and leads straight down.
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I think you all forgot about Margarette....she was very proud of her puppies
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All women should be proud of them....I never met a pair that I didn't like...

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All women should be proud of them....
If it weren't for a place to rest the rifle stock I'd swear the damn things are alwasy in the way.

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Innocent wrote:
All women should be proud of them....
If it weren't for a place to rest the rifle stock I'd swear the damn things are alwasy in the way.

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Hmmm, sounds like they could be considered an 'assist device' to me :wink:
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I'm sure...I have liked all the ones I know...Now if only I can make em fit in my..never mind :shock:
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You know what they say when you are going the the classes, boys are the hardest to start on the nursing but once they get off of it then they spend the rest of their life trying to get back......

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If any of you ladies think they are in the way...let me now and I'll hold them out of the way for you........

Just trying to help...

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jneihouse wrote:If any of you ladies think they are in the way...let me now and I'll hold them out of the way for you........

Just trying to help...

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And like that would remove any complaints about them being an assist device :roll:
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