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metalhead · Post by **metalhead** » Sat May 31, 2008 6:20 pm

Have fun you guys...But please..go easy on me...ok ?

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Sat May 31, 2008 7:10 pm

Sounds great, Ducky....All the horses will need watering and the riders will be dry when thy pull in.....We're working hard to get everything ready to move into the Mobile Command Post at Winnsboro....Takes a lot to move a command....Right now it looks like Blauear will be my personal driver for the trip down...(Every commander has a driver) will be arriving Tuesday...Looks like we will have some uniforms for a group pic, though they will be in very short supply and most likely be the most desirable item of wear in Winnsboro for the week....Looks like we are coming short on a Flag, just not enough time between inspiration and execution...We may need to improvise a little....

If the pre-match bullshit is any indicator the year's Winnsboro will be one for the history books.....

Commander Kitty

WORMY · Post by **WORMY** » Sat May 31, 2008 7:29 pm

....Looks like we are coming short on a Flag, just not enough time between inspiration and execution...We may need to improvise a little....

Commander Kitty, I volunteer my holy jeans for flag duty.

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Wrangler Jane

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Sat May 31, 2008 7:33 pm

Commander Kitty, I volunteer my holy jeans for flag duty.

Commendable dedication, Wormy, Minister of Udder Nonsense....But those are Ducky and Dawg's favorite jeans......

Commander Kitty

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Sat May 31, 2008 7:37 pm

Now, if Theresa is not using these, maybe we could persuade here to donate them.....I know there's a flag in them drawers somewhere....

Commander Kitty

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duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Sat May 31, 2008 7:40 pm

Those are NOT Teresa's! They are way too big for her. She was just picking them up for her asshole sister, Marguerette!

We WILL have a flag of some short!

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Sat May 31, 2008 7:50 pm

Thought that they looked about a bushel basket too big for Teresa....Guess there's no way to get them from Marguarette, then?? Oh well, was a good idea.....May have to use Wormy's jeans and she'll have to shoot in.....whatever else she has.....

Commander Kitty

chardonnay · Post by **chardonnay** » Sat May 31, 2008 8:04 pm

If you will give me an idea of what is wanted on the flag I can take care of it and it will arrive thursday morning.

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:54 am

CNC Kitty,

Please respond to Charconnay asap and you can make her Chancellor of the Ex Chequerie! Or maybe just purveyor of purloined goods! Or maybe just the F Troop Dispensary Debutante! Or whatever your lowness can come up with!

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:39 am

Something like

F Troop
Mobile Command Post
Fort Courage

Would be super.

Kitty

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:42 am

jneihouse wrote:Something like

F Troop
Mobile Command Post
Fort Courage

Would be super.

Kitty

I expected far more creativity from you Commander Kitty.... Rest a little and wake up I'm sure you can do better once rested

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jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:14 am

You're right...I did just wake up....Also trying to take it easy on Chardonnay....Flags can be a lot of work....She is a very talented seamstress, though...Anyone have any good ideas...

Commander Kitty

Jason · Post by **Jason** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:14 am

Colors should be simple (3 or less) and signify something that you can make up a lot of BS around the origin of. A logo, if any, should be even simpler to encourage adoption by fans/members for making their own version or, more importantly, getting tattoos of it during late night binges/bets. (It also takes it easy on Chardonnay at this late hour before the match.) My only suggestion is to avoid LSU colors at all costs, as having those on the flag would doom the F Troop to a speedy demise. Once a flag is accepted it comes to represent you quickly, and no one sober would wear/salute those colors unless you change to a totalitarian dictator model of government.

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:45 am

Jason has been relegated to the fucktard division (as Marv puts it) as he is constantly downgrading LSU colors. What is this shit?! Why would these colors doom F Troop? I say only due to ignorance! LSU is the National Champions until next year so live with it! I will always flaunt my LSU colored rifle now!!

I guess that we could make purple and gold the official colors of the Southern Nationals and doom it to a speedy demise! What a crock of shit! The colors of the Southern Nationals will always be red, white and blue! We do not wish to offend anyone, so Jason needs to cool it with the anti-LSU color rant. If you don't like my rifle, FUCK YOU and the horse you rode in on!

"no one sober would wear/salute those colors unless you change to a totalitarian dictator model of government." Jason you are showing your youthful ignorance with that statement. Louisiana is NOT either of what you suggest!

I NEVER suggested LSU colors and resent having my mind read by someone north of the Mason Dixon Line! I thought that Jason was a displaced Southerner, but I must be mistaken! Why would anyone think that purple and gold would be considered when the Commandante is from Arkansas and bleeds Razorback red?

I was thinking more of brown tones to go along with the bullshit that will be most prevalent!

Jason · Post by **Jason** » Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:37 pm

Hahaha... it was a joke. My fault for not making that as clear as it should have been, I guess. LSU's carrying the SEC in football lately. The colors are about all I can take a jab at right now. Auburn sure ain't doing anything worth watching. And yeah, I know Neihouse is a razorback, as I have sat and discussed football with him more than once (and damn sure missed getting to do just that at Pe Ell this year).