Coldest June in more than a century

BlauBear · Post by **BlauBear** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:24 pm

edgerat wrote:It snowed more in washington in the last two years then it did in the last 10 combined! Global warming my ass! Its June 11, 2008 and currently a balmy 51 degrees here in Thurston County.

Isaac J. Jarrett
Piss-ant

As usual, y'all just didn't get the memo...

metalhead · Post by **metalhead** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:34 pm

Honestly...I had absolutely nothing to do with this train weck ! If I did, I would surley bear the burden ....Git R Done....Fucktards !

How about the first verse of the F-Tard theme song ? All in jest of course.

F Tard F Tard eyes like a frog
Double wide trailer and a razor back hog
Nasty old girlfriend with just one tooth
Only one cowboy beer left and no fresh fruit.

College men SMU, went in drunk come out drunk too
Hustlin' round Biloxi in the alligator shoes
Gettin' drunk every wekend at the B-BQ
Were gatherin' up, from miles around
Were just mowin' the chickens down.

Go get 'em F Tards....God Speed

genphideaux · Post by **genphideaux** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:13 pm

Metalhead,

Damn your good at this song shit, I like it.

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:28 pm

Marv, please give Randy Newman a little credit for some of those lines from his great song "Rednecks". We may have to make you a godfather fucktard of Frtard Troop.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:47 pm

Thanks to DuckguNbo for the new avatar...he'll do anything to keep a good thread going.
And if you're tired of the cold, then come shoot the Tennessee states in August...usually very warm there.
Gator sent out the announcments today so maybe he'll get it posted soon.

Cat Innocent

metalhead · Post by **metalhead** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:52 pm

Duck Master...It would be my honor, Sir ! Metalhead, reporting for duty sir...Northwest outpost...Registurd Fuctard !

And oh, God Bless Randy Newman... I just loved that album....I think I bought it in 1973. Still rings in my damn fool head when I'm a workin'

Birmingham, Birmingham, the graetest city in Alabam
You can travel cross this entire land
There aint no place like Birmingham

Got a big black dog his name is Dan
Lives in my back yard in Birmingham
Meanest dog in Alabam
Get'em Dan, go get'em Dan

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:04 pm

We got to get that man a tee shirt..

Commander Kitty

metalhead · Post by **metalhead** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:52 pm

XXX Large please....M

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:00 am

We just got to get Marv an Avatar worthy of his position! We should make Randy Newman our official songmeister!

ShooterP14 · Post by **ShooterP14** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:39 pm

And to think... All this started because Jason was COLD!!!

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:13 pm

Marv,

Perfect avatar and glad to see you got it up on the site! I can see a passing resemblance!

metalhead · Post by **metalhead** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:41 pm

Must be the hair...right ? Cheif Wild Eagle...over and out! Time to go ride the mower for another 4 hour go round....M.

shakes · Post by **shakes** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:55 pm

One question how come these scientist and al gore didn't call it global warming when we had a hole the size of antartica in the ozone, and now it seems everybody has forgotton about the big hole, did it magically heal itself or is there just more money to be made on this "global warming" bullshit.

BlauBear · Post by **BlauBear** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:12 pm

Ozone hole is part of the package, Shakes, everybody remembers.

dwl · Post by **dwl** » Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:25 pm

Well, it looks like y