By executive order

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:49 pm

With the permission of Sgt Ducky, I would like for F-Tard Nation to adopt as it's official currency the Southern Nationals Dollar.....Since the Sargent is the printer of the currency we should make him Secretary of the Treasury of our fledgling nation....We'll put some type of currency distribution in place so everyone can get a few Southern National Dollars.....Ducky reminds us that they are not legal tender and as such worthless.....But, I would remind you that the same can be said for the new Iraqi Dinar and people are buying them up by the bales in hopes of striking it rich when Iraq gets on its feet and becomes a viable part of the free world.......Yeah riiiiiight.....

Be it so ordered.

Commander Kitty

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:03 pm

All wise and knowing Commander Kitty,

I will send out said worthless piece of shit Southern National $'s to your designated list that you PM or email me. As Secretary of the Treasury, I will be able to print as much as you like in any denomination that you declare. I will work on a better example than what I had and make sure to watermark them with an appropriate image!

I think that the MidSouth Classic will be outstanding in regards to Ftard Troop if we can get the respect that we deserve and an appropriate tent spot and preferential Port-a-john privileges!

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:09 pm

If we don't get preferential tent placement for our mobile CP and plenty of room for our staff we will fine Frank Bray heavily and may impose drastic sanctions on the Benton Gun Club....Remember, my boy is one of Little Rock's finest...Don't make us have to collect license plate #'s....

Commander Kitty

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:14 pm

Will Frank be able to pay in Southern National $'s? I would assume so as your fine may be a worthless as the currency he uses to pay with!

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:17 pm

I was thinking we would confiscate his beer cooler.......Though he is a highway department engineer and he could screw up the roads around the Fort in retaliation.....oh wait......thats already been done.....

Commander Kitty

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:22 pm

Commander Kitty,

You must update your avatar! Go with Captain Parmenter.

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:28 pm

Am working on doing just that....May have to do it from the office...I think that's where I saved the avaitar.

Commander Kitty

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:34 pm

OK, put me in line for some of them there Southern National dollars.

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:31 am

Anyone requesting Southern National $'s must PM Commander Kitty and get on the list! You must include your mailing address and be on your knees when typing!

I need input on denominations and colors for each denomination.

genphideaux · Post by **genphideaux** » Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:02 am

duckgumbo wrote:Anyone requesting Southern National $'s must PM Commander Kitty and get on the list! You must include your mailing address and be on your knees when typing!

I need input on denominations and colors for each denomination.

If you decide on a 5 and 50 I suggest the color yellow based on whose pictures are on the U.S. coresponding denominations.