F Troop declares Soveriegn nation status

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Thu May 29, 2008 10:52 am

Due to the overwhelming response of folks who want to align themselves with F Troop I have decided, as CINC of F Troop to declare F troop a sovereign nation, with the property that I own here just outside Fort Smith Arkansas aka the Man Cave to be the country of F Troop with all rights and responsibilities that pertain thereunto (Blaubear help me out here with the wording) applicable.....That being said, we will soon decide who to declare war upon and the initial strategy which will be a lot of posturing, no shots fired, surrender with the conditions that F Troop be recognized as an independent nation with all it's leadership in place with the prospect of a democratic (ouch) government to be elected an all foreign aid applicable .........That accomplished we can apply said foreign aid and to the victory party.....viva Kitty!!!!

Kitty

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:06 am

Oh shit what did I sign up for?

Innocent

tbone49 · Post by **tbone49** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:08 am

Your Highness Illustrious Potentate Flatulence, this is getting totally ridiculous. But I kinda like it. At your service, my lord. May I now kiss your (scope) ring? (that's as far as I will go)

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:12 am

Oh shit what did I sign up for?

Mary, you know me.....It won't hurt a bit and it'll be at least worth an e ticket ride at disney whatever

Your Highness Illustrious Potentate Flatulence, this is getting totally ridiculous. But I kinda like it. At your service, my lord. May I now kiss your (scope) ring? (that's as far as I will go)

Kevin, no need to kiss anything......That's one of the great things about F Troop.....

Kitty

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:24 am

What......??? No rape an pillage??????? What are we wimps? Must be Democratic if your going to take all the fun out of it

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:30 am

Bob, if we rape and pillage, at least you will feel like you got your moneys worth.....

Kitty

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Thu May 29, 2008 11:31 am

Besides, raping and pillaging requires a lot more energy than I've got anymore......Should have led this uprising 25 years ago.....

Kitty

BlauBear · Post by **BlauBear** » Thu May 29, 2008 3:24 pm

jneihouse wrote:Due to the overwhelming response of folks who want to align themselves with F Troop I have decided, as CINC of F Troop to declare F troop a sovereign nation, with the property that I own here just outside Fort Smith Arkansas aka the Man Cave to be the country of F Troop with all rights and responsibilities that pertain thereunto (Blaubear help me out here with the wording) applicable.....That being said, we will soon decide who to declare war upon and the initial strategy which will be a lot of posturing, no shots fired, surrender with the conditions that F Troop be recognized as an independent nation with all it's leadership in place with the prospect of a democratic (ouch) government to be elected an all foreign aid applicable .........That accomplished we can apply said foreign aid and to the victory party.....viva Kitty!!!!

Kitty

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A declaration of Independence from this group seems redundant...

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Fri May 30, 2008 2:40 am

A declaration of Independence from this group seems redundant...

That puts it mildly.
Innocent

dwl · Post by **dwl** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:42 am

Liberte! Egalite! Fraternite!

Oops, wrong revolution. Well, at least we've got a tyrant already! Now we need a slogan.

dwl

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:00 pm

My wife suggested "Don't let the Kitty out, no matter what he tells you"....but I think that just plain racist.......Dawg....How about something in Latin??

Commander Kitty

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:10 pm

How about "The Redass" in Spanish! I think that it is "Los Nalgus Rojas"! Since we generally hang the redass on folks, that could be a good slogan. Especially now that the Limey knows what it means!

genphideaux · Post by **genphideaux** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:53 am

CINC Kitty,

How about "Nos es quisnam nos es" We are who we are or my favorite is "Is est quis is est" It is what it is. Both are great IMHO, your choice.

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Sun Jun 15, 2008 6:36 pm

Commander Kitty,

I have successfully downloaded the F Troop theme song as a ring tone on my iPhone for all of the Fucktards!

F Troop declares Soveriegn nation status

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