Da Orange shirt blues

malinois · Post by **malinois** » Sun May 03, 2009 6:41 pm

Ducky can you please remind old Tbone, hambone ,foghorn or what ever alias he is using to foul and confound the law from finding him that he is not worthy of an orange of anykind. He need further harasment from a few more years at winny to even be concidered by the secret, double secret grand imperial leader of the smelly under world of southern high command central. whew that was a mouth full. see ya tuesday hambone lol.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Mon May 04, 2009 4:33 am

Malinios...are you saying the "bone" needs to loose m ore than his cherry for an Orange shirt?

Innocent

malinois · Post by **malinois** » Mon May 04, 2009 5:21 am

I think that a first year attendy should not even be thinking of one. I think the last shooter that uttered those words had his tungue explode and his eyeballs roll out onto the firing line after the shooting gods were pissed off.

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Mon May 04, 2009 6:48 am

Actually the orange would not go well with his complexion... or he would have to wear a lot of makeup to be able to show the true meaning of the color Orange.

Innocent

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Mon May 04, 2009 7:14 am

Now that we are in "BTB", I can respond appropriately to this matter. T-Bone or Hambone or whatever his nom de plume is doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground! It could be truthfully stated that first-year shooters can not receive the coveted Orange shirt, but it is possible. Malinois, remember that Jerry and I make the rules regardless of how eloquently or verbose you may try to be, you are still a pimple on an elephant's ass when it comes to bullshit!

We are able to see through real bullshit and the obvious attempt to try and persuade Jerry and me that one is not really trying! We have seen some really lame and to put it mildly, pretty fucked up and totally insulting attempts to try and get a shirt! As we only award a dozen each year, they are pretty rare.

We try to be totally unbiased in our picks, but one must realize that we are from Louisiana and we are most likely to be swayed by some type of bribe (such as a really good bottle of single malt Scotch). The bribe CANNOT be make by the person that would receive the shirt! Only a true and trusted confidant of the person seeking the shirt could pull it off. I feel compelled to tell you that even this will not guarantee a shirt! We just enjoy real good Scotch! Or other gifts!

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Mon May 04, 2009 8:09 am

Hmmmm now let me see bribe Ducky withe a good bottle of Scotch or take care of my Gunsmith with a good bottle of Scotch $:-\$ Decisions, decisions

Ahh what the hell they are both worth it

BlauBear · Post by **BlauBear** » Mon May 04, 2009 8:45 am

I'm far too well behaved to ever earn an orange shirt, unless I can finagle to get arrested in Winnsboro and join the rest of the Democrats at the range. The downside of that is they don't get to shoot, so that sucks.

However, is it possible for Mary to become a repeat recipient? Lord knows she's earned it...

jneihouse · Post by **jneihouse** » Mon May 04, 2009 12:08 pm

BB, you shouldn't have suggested getting you arrested in Winnsboro....Waaaay too easy to do....and remember, I'll have my camera just like last year when I caught the 5 bad moons at the tent heist.....man o man......you just think Arkansas jails are bad....

Kitty

Bob259 · Post by **Bob259** » Mon May 04, 2009 12:16 pm

jneihouse wrote:BB, you shouldn't have suggested getting you arrested in Winnsboro....Waaaay too easy to do....and remember, I'll have my camera just like last year when I caught the 5 bad moons at the tent heist.....man o man......you just think Arkansas jails are bad....

Kitty

duckgumbo · Post by **duckgumbo** » Mon May 04, 2009 12:26 pm

Bob,

Kitty is absolutely correct. Getting arrested in Winnsboro is way too easy. Just ask Henry Lee from Ireland! I seem to recall that he was escorted away in cuffs by a deputy sheriff at one of our two NRA Nationals! He was returned in perfect health after being almost delivered to the front door of the Detention Center. Too easy!!

We have only had one repeat Orange shirt recipient and that was due to Jerry and I being to lazy and ignorant to remember to whom we gave them!

Innocent · Post by **Innocent** » Mon May 04, 2009 2:09 pm

Besdies, while I have worn my orange shirt wear it counts...to a Public Adminstration class on "ethics", it is carefully gaurded and worn only as needed.

Innocent

BlauBear · Post by **BlauBear** » Mon May 04, 2009 2:57 pm

Yikes!

Not the awards ceremony I had in mind...

39Shot · Post by **39Shot** » Mon May 04, 2009 3:31 pm

ducky,

the double recipient that i am aware of, will not be in attendance. no need to fear a three-pete. they were one of the few first time attendees to receive one.

39

malinois · Post by **malinois** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:43 am

Give the scotch to the gunsmith................

malinois · Post by **malinois** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:49 am

Oh by the way Ducky I would never try to sway the commetee with it dececions or to keep up with the bullshit Its not my bag sort of speak.

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