USMC in Iraq

[mordecai]

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

[BlauBear]

So who was driving the truck?

[Innocent]

A liberal silhouette shooter?


Innocent.....barely in contact with technology....what a great week with no computer, just good friends, bear bait and a little to kill you.

[BlauBear]

No way. I'm certain it wasn't a liberal or a politician 'cause they wouldn't have been in a CZ.

[Innocent]

BB...I'm sure it was liberal silhouette shooter. You need to get out and shoot more and quit spending so much time on the computer.
Outdoors in beautiful weather, despite some light breezes, good friends, great food ( so good that the bears enjoyed it) and a little tequila works great for heart. The tequila was good and the photos taken by Masshole had my clothes on.

Innocent