$7 Sex

[Bob259]

$7 SEX

A Florida couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? '

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse. ' He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row.

The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married; so we can't go to her house... I'm married; and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139.. We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.

[duckgumbo]

OUTSTANDING! This is so true with your President!

[malinois]

Got to give the old condo rooster an A for originality !!

[BlauBear]

OUTSTANDING! This is so true with your President!

Wrong Bob Ducky!

[duckgumbo]

Thanks for the correction Bear! I hope that all the idiots that voted for this person are happy with the change. He is making Jimmy Carter look like a genius!

[Innocent]

Hey at least Jimmy Carters family did something for a living, and supposedly he worked on the farm too. Now brother Billy was the only one with any sense.

Innocent

[malinois]

His beer was not half bad either

[Innocent]

Not a beer drinker...and having seen what the Swiss and Italians do to the upstream side of the Coors brewery, I'm not sure I would drink the Billy beer, if came from downstream of the Atlanta airport.

Innocent

[malinois]

LOL.....better stick with the nassau royale..

[Innocent]

Or potato and cactus juice.

Innocent

[malinois]

Moon shine.....lol.....Mary got some nice pics of the puppy working on the sleeve will have to send them to you.....

[BlauBear]

Thanks for the correction Bear! I hope that all the idiots that voted for this person are happy with the change. He is making Jimmy Carter look like a genius!

Last I heard the gun shops were pretty pleased - dunno how they voted for sure...

[Innocent]

Malinios, look forward to seeing the pic's of the pup.
BB....gun shops may be happy now but they are not overjoyed with what they see coming. The industry can be stopped with a single signature and most of the intelligent ones know it.

Mary

[BlauBear]

BB....gun shops may be happy now but they are not overjoyed with what they see coming. The industry can be stopped with a single signature and most of the intelligent ones know it.

Mary

The nature of Democracy is that nobody gets everything they want and it takes a lot more than one signature. Plus there are plenty of Democrats that don't support gun control and next year is an election year, so they won't try another contentious fight. After that, there are enough marginal districts that Democrats will probably lose the House or the Senate, and then any gun control is likewise probably DOA.

Nah - Obama's spending his momentum on stimulus and health care.

[Innocent]

BB.....You need to re-read some of the exsisting laws. Yes O's spending is on health care and stimulus...but the underlying agenda is on total control.
BTW the flashing targets are cool...bet you can't shoot them that fast.

Innocent