To be 6 again.....

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To be 6 again.....

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To Be 6 Again...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was
looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked
what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her
on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller
Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling
and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was
it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

SEND THIS TO ALL THE MEN & WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH

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I'd settle for being 8 again!
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Innocent wrote:I'd settle for being 8 again!
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Innocent wrote:I'd settle for being 8 again!
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Mary, you've gone barefoot too much to ever wear shoes that size!
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Shoes, what are those? Even have jjp shootin' barefoot now.

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Innocent wrote:Shoes, what are those? Even have jjp shootin' barefoot now.

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Oh man... I can see it now a whole generation of new shooters shooting barefoot, all because you forgot your shoes =))
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Bob259 wrote:Oh man... I can see it now a whole generation of new shooters shooting barefoot, all because you forgot your shoes =))
No, all because she couldn't wear a 6 anymore...
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BC....measured shoe size is 4.5...not a chance of wearing that because of the width and height of the arch, so I'll settle for what I can get on when I have to. I see you all avoided the dress size discussion...actually wore a green velour one with gold colred heels last weekend at the FNRA dinner, and won the Savage 17hmr with the Queen of Spades card!!! So dear BC you still owe me a match for dinner, so I can get a free meal, as 259 has paid his already.


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Trust me, dinner is cheaper than hitting the hospital again to avoid you! Ready for my whuppin' anytime!
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Obviously this man has never seen me eat.

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Innocent wrote:Obviously this man has never seen me eat.

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=)) I tried to tell him.... ;)
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Innocent wrote:Obviously this man has never seen me eat.

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Sure I have! My big fear is dessert...
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